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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
3. You feel like the morning after and you...
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And just a taster of things to come our way.
An old couple is having another couple over for dinner. While the two women are fixing the dinner, the men start talking and one says to the other one I...
A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?”
The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d...
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My best friend looks like the 'Rock', my ex husband 'Arnold' my new friend a brown 'Van Diesel' it is all in the eye of the beholder, and cheese at night :lol: :lol:
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. I found a piece of paper in your pant pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on...
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are snowbirds in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic Cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He...
He noticed he was starting to put on weight in all the most unsightly places, so he called the weight loss company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss. The next day, there's a knock on the...
They say that each and every one of use has a book hidden within them. So lets lighten the sometimes heavy posts by creating our own. When at college, especially end of term and free time was in...
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John and Mary faced the door of the restaurant, was it open for business or closed? As only one dim bulb attempted to illuminate the inside. But this was Egypt and being familiar to the sudden power...
A British visitor was stopped by customs at Luxor airport and was asked if he had a criminal record, he replied that he didn’t realise you still had to have one to get in!
Why do they call camels...
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They notice four British at the end of the bar who haven't ordered anything. They ask, What's with them?
The bartender says Oh, they have businesses along St. Joseph street and other parts of Luxor;...
Once upon a time there lived a King..
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS AURORA.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter...
Elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that...
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An old man goes to the Doctor's as he is not feeling well..
The Doctor examines him carefully, then the Doctor gives his verdict..
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150...
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