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Wake Up!
by BENNU » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:52 am
:a11: :a72: No cockerels, no donkeys, no angry falcons, car horns, balloons to wake me up in my quiet Copenhagen neighbourhood, so I have set four alarms for tomorrow morning. I feel like sharing the...
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Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:52 am
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The worst job application letter ever?
by Dusak » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:57 pm
This, reputably, has been classed as possibly the worst job application form ever received.
Miss A. Tollminsom,
Human Resources Division.
Hayward Logistics Ltd.
Hi Mrs Tollminsum, my name is John...
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Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:57 pm
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Sexy seat
by newcastle » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:15 pm
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Interesting idea....not sure it would go down well on Cairo metro :o
On the other hand, sitting on penis might... :tk Oh no....we won't go there...... :a78:
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I've still got three tubes of fruity flavored KY jelly from the last visit, not needed, but worth hanging onto, especially if they send a non to slippery customer my way. :o
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Last post by Dusak
Sun Apr 02, 2017 11:43 am
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Altogether....."GROAN" !!!
by newcastle » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:39 pm
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A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The...
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I was making a reference to the dawn of time dear Dusak... :up or indeed, Life in North Wales..... :cg
:tk ... is there life in North Wales?
....not as we know it, Jim.
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Last post by newcastle
Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:43 pm
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Britain forced to convert to Islam!!
by newcastle » Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:02 pm
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MUSLIMS DEMAND THE QUEEN CONVERT OR LEAVE ENGLAND
Islam begins its takeover of England
London's Muslims want to take over the United Kingdom and force Queen Elizabeth to convert to Islam,...
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Thank **** you were talking about the Queen, thought it was me for a moment. :lol:
It's all in the capital Q ;)
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Last post by newcastle
Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:41 pm
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Sad or what?
by newcastle » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:22 pm
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My spam filter picks up 2 to 3 of these, and similar heart-rending garbage, every day.
Does anyone actually fall for these??
Surely if you're sane enough to be able to have an email account and...
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Very funny video, which, apart from the code word section, ran parallel to my own attempts to torment. I projected myself as a young lesbian with one leg. I did this as I first received a topless...
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Last post by Dusak
Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:14 pm
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Bargaining
by newcastle » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:26 am
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I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.
You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing. Said the assistant.
Yeah, you're probably...
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the fat controller isn't missing, he is now entrenched someplace in the UK stuffing his gob with meat lies. :lol:
I'm a bit slow today....that's a better punch line :lol:
lies....pies....flies :tk
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Last post by newcastle
Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:47 am
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20 famous last words.
by Dusak » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:37 pm
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1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.
2. I can’t sleep
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Put it in the basket. I'll read it later
The Duc de Pommfrit on receiving a note as he was about to be guillotined. ;)
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d....
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Last post by newcastle
Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:26 pm
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In parliament....May 2019
by newcastle » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:14 am
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Westminster 20th May 2019....from our Political Correspondent.
Britain's new PM, David Davies, rose to his feet in the Commons today to denounce the terrible scenes in Malaga airport as the final...
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Another Brexiteer who can't see a tongue-in-cheek joke when it smacks him in the face :lol:
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Last post by newcastle
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:24 am
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Cat Food
by newcastle » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:03 am
I decided to try out a new range of cat food.....for my cat, I hasten to add.
Unfortunately, the cat wouldn't touch any of it. :stp
It appears it's an atheist.....like me :ct
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Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:41 am
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Renewing your passport
by newcastle » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:31 pm
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This, apparently, is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office.
Dear Sirs,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe how is it that Sky Television has my address...
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Scousers are great fun.. Back in 1970's like Glasgow, I probably would have given both places a wide Berth in all honesty.
Both Cities have been awarded City of Culture. Glasgow underwent a major...
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Last post by John Landon
Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:23 pm
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The five Just men.
by Dusak » Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:20 pm
''So, when do we start?'' The first man asked.
''Up to you, whenever you like.'' the second man responded.
''I don't know about that,'' the third man stated in a cautionary tone, ''Better to take...
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Last post by Dusak
Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:20 pm
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Every time
by John Landon » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:20 am
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I Like to take pride in my car, and when ever possible keep it clean.
This happens every time without fail..... Why ? Do birds have a sense of Humour ? :tk
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the revenge...... 8)
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Last post by John Landon
Tue Mar 21, 2017 1:25 pm
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Good news & bad news
by newcastle » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:13 pm
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.
The art collector replied, I've had an awful day. Give me the...
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Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:13 pm
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Titties are not pockets
by HEPZIBAH » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:49 am
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With Egypt in mind...
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I hate to think where she kept the small change. :sk
Probably in her purse. :roll:
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Last post by Brian Yare
Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:33 pm
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The perils of the wine bar
by newcastle » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:24 pm
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Never make a political speech when you're p*ssed :snig:
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Now I know why my relatives are moving back to the UK and giving up their residency in the USA. :cg
I guess they value their lives more than the financial wealth, fancy homes, and luxury cars they...
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Last post by John Landon
Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:49 am
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Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:43 pm
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Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:06 pm
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Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:57 pm
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