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Donkey Taxi

Post by Zooropa » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:30 pm

Just told my son that transfer from the airport will be via three donkeys, one each for me and him and one for the suitcases.


His response?

"will they know the way"?


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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by carrie » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:36 pm

:))) Oh Bless.

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Horus » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:47 pm

:lol: It all adds to the excitement and anticipation ;)
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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by crewmeal » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:16 am

A bit late for April Fools!

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by carrie » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:29 am

I hope Zooropa that you are going to give us a write up of your son's impressions of the place, sounds as though he's looking forward to it.

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Zooropa » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:48 am

carrie wrote:I hope Zooropa that you are going to give us a write up of your son's impressions of the place, sounds as though he's looking forward to it.
I will do Carrie to include how many wind ups he falls for.

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Zooropa » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:50 am

crewmeal wrote:A bit late for April Fools!

Its never too late to take advantage of the gullible, especially if im going to get a laugh out of it!

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Dusak » Wed Apr 05, 2017 11:57 am

I bet he's especially excited about meeting Dusak. :up Don't joke too much about the donkey horse carts, there is a mega petrol shortage in the wind.
Life is your's to do with as you wish- do not let other's try to control it for you. Count Dusak- 1345.

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Zooropa » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:29 pm

Dusak wrote:I bet he's especially excited about meeting Dusak. :up Don't joke too much about the donkey horse carts, there is a mega petrol shortage in the wind.
Of course, how could he not be?!?!?!

Perhaps il tell him you are Overseer of Donkey Transport :br

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Re: Donkey Taxi

Post by Horus » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:49 pm

You could say he was a ‘remittance man’ the old colonial name for a person sent overseas by his wealthy family and doomed to live out his life there because of some past transgression, I’m sure Dusak could live up to the image in exchange for a little baksheesh. :lol:
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