Tonight we are off "sarf o'tu river" to view my-self & big nose in The Club, a story of two dickheads..
It's been slightly revised and hopefully funnier, as the last presentation got right up Big-Nose's nose...
I also go tomorrow night with my mate 'B.Nose, but I have first to critically report back to him on my findings,
personally speaking 'he can only improve......
Any how my (blond transilvanian b*st*rd) Sim, just had me choosing which little black dress she should wear.
Not being daft, choosing the one she showed me first.
Now I have to select a pair of shoes to go with said LBD..
'wimmin!......
Ps: She just said 'long live Lancôme. into the mirror'
"As used by Kate Winslet in Titanic, I never knew that!
Now it's Diamond 'shimmer mist with Japanese cherry blossom, spare me!!!!!
'Laters.....
The Club a Farce....
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Re: The Club a Farce....
Well the place was the pits, under Waterloo Station, full of young people watching loads of up and coming playwrights and getting really pis*ed.
They, the venue are making an absolute fortune, I know @ £6quid for sh*t white wine.
The Show ?
I p*ssed my pants and was asked by my nemesis not, to laugh out loud to much, in the serious parts tomorrow night.
A few 'trendy bars later,...... working our way home to 'trendy Clerkenwell..... every pub being rammed to the gunnels...
She's now totally 'rat-arsed and setting off soon to her local but, But before she left she left you a picture....
of me and 'She thinks is funny....But then so do I....
She said, she hopefully 'might need a condom tonight, I said "I have one from my past "just wash it out, after use....
nighty night...
They, the venue are making an absolute fortune, I know @ £6quid for sh*t white wine.
The Show ?
I p*ssed my pants and was asked by my nemesis not, to laugh out loud to much, in the serious parts tomorrow night.
A few 'trendy bars later,...... working our way home to 'trendy Clerkenwell..... every pub being rammed to the gunnels...
She's now totally 'rat-arsed and setting off soon to her local but, But before she left she left you a picture....
of me and 'She thinks is funny....But then so do I....
She said, she hopefully 'might need a condom tonight, I said "I have one from my past "just wash it out, after use....
nighty night...
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I'm lying under 10K's worth of shoes here, trust me on this, and You think I'm stupid ? 'Stupid I'm not!...
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Re: The Club a Farce....
Somethings are fun, but sometimes things are just 'brilliant bit like 'banks'y, it's a fenomina! [sic.
So "Pump up your volume!!!!!!!!!
..enjoy...
Ps: This kid was supporting Joan Armatrading when he was 19 years old,
and I was having a 'liaison with one of her backing singers........
So "Pump up your volume!!!!!!!!!
..enjoy...
Ps: This kid was supporting Joan Armatrading when he was 19 years old,
and I was having a 'liaison with one of her backing singers........
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Re: The Club a Farce....
Interestingly enough, Dorothy's slippers in the Wizard of Oz were in Baum's original story Silver.BENNU wrote: Front row, third from the left.
Red was used for the film, because the film makers wanted to exploit the use of colour, so changed them to red.
Silver was of course more appropriate to the story line, so some of the symbolism got lost in the film as a result of using red..
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