Her indoors who's becoming British in two weeks time has the major coming to induct her,
It's In the town hall, she's organising it all, I said "let's invite Jeremy, 'he's local and on his holiday's at present,
a feel-good photo opportunity for him, 'I thought! She didn't go for it,
'but I'm not giving up on this bit of fun just yet...
She bought a new cooker £550 quid had it delivered yesterday, I live on the top floor, the old one only '8 months old £180 quid, they said it leaked & topped off the gas outlet , jump forward 3 months I said "Why didn't you complain ?
She can't cook anyway and has a microwave and anyhow it's restaurant central round here.
Last night we dined in our fav Le Petite Ferme surround by people all talking French pretty 'mental 'whist I was trying to remember french 'les miserables mon enfant....mind you no one was in tears..actually everyone was quite 'jolie!.
Anyhow it took me 2 day's to get here and this is only the 2nd day. (I missed the 1st plane)
I'll need a holiday in 3 weeks She's got the 'transylvanian clan flying in from all over,
it's going to be a bloody affair.
And She's still doesn't know what "a Sav to go is" or knows about The Rocky Horror Show.
Least her Mother's not coming, ''''She's 'raving maad..
Turns out I have both films listed The Hunch Back of Notre Dame and RHShow trouble is they are back in Eggwipe.
TBC......

Ps: Iv'e not heard anybody yet mention "brexit" on the street yet, french word isn'it ?
"Wag the Dog" deflect & redirect 'Maggie was good at that but Notre Dame ? what ever next ?
What did happen to 'Jules et Jim ? and all those yellow jackets,
Now people in London are sticking themselves to Tube Trains "mental eh ?
and they say 'I'm 'mad! "The Bells the Bells"