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More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

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Three times a year I have to vacate my very comfortable middle bedroom for the front one. But now that is impossible as the new garage opposite have started to work longer hours and are increasingly more noisy. Why the need to move? Three times a year the apartment next door is rented out for a week to a woman from Finland/Sweden, hard to tell with her broken English. I saw the woman last time she was here, resembled a Walkers crinkle cut crisp with arms and legs, old, but true age indefinable, plus she has two walking sticks. As she moves in, so does a local renowned womanizing taxi driver, foreigners preferred, he is married with three kids. Every night they have noisy sex, their bed head backs onto mine. She is very vocal, sounding somewhere between a pigeon cooing through an amplifier and a chicken clucking as its pecks up its seed, or maybe in this case, his. Not only that, but now the bed head squeaks. I kid you not, this noisy menagerie of beastly behavior begins around one in the morning, and like this morning, ends anywhere between three and four thirty. So I had to sleep on the sofa in the back room. Dusak is not a happy chappy.


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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

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When the nightly fornication commences simply pound on the wall and shriek WHORE at the top of your lungs. This will either result in an imeadiate cessation of the offending noise or an invitation to join the festivities.

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More likely a full scale war. :dv
Never mind D only 6 more nights to go and think how very happy you will be to get back in your own bed.

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A tried and tested recipe for neighbours whose nightly noisy lovemaking disturbs you :

Record the vocals with a mike placed close to the wall.

Replay the recording at full volume throughout the day (you may wish to go for a long walk at this point) and with the windows open if you think other neighbours might be interested. Speakers strategically placed where your noisy copulating neighbours can best hear themselves.

The resulting embarrassment for the offending couple usually encourages them to desist.

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LuxorFan wrote:When the nightly fornication commences simply pound on the wall and shriek WHORE at the top of your lungs. This will either result in an imeadiate cessation of the offending noise or an invitation to join the festivities.
Last time this happened I got a block of wood and a hammer, intending to tenderizes the wall, but suddenly realized that my tenant above would also hear it, so had to cringe and bare it. I think that shouting such a descriptive word would, in her case, be totally misunderstood as being German, she is still not totally familiar with the subtleties of British retaliatory actions against the enemy. :lol:
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Dusak wrote:this noisy menagerie of beastly behavior begins around one in the morning, and like this morning, ends anywhere between three and four thirty.
It might be the sound of a few porn videos she has brought over, or she has an whole army of men having a go, a MINUTE each :roll:
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If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
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DJKeefy wrote:If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
It'll certainly put him off his stroke :lol:

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DJKeefy wrote:If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
Isn't that how unwanted ''accidents'' happen :lol: I do have a large screen TV in there with good volume. She maybe even a member on here as last night was pure, perfect peace, no jiggy jiggy. :up
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Dusak wrote: She maybe even a member on here as last night was pure, perfect peace, no jiggy jiggy. :up
Or perhaps it was the turn of the silent 'sleeping' partner. I understand there are often such people in business relationships. ;) No doubt normal services will be resumed as soon as possible. :hp
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I think that I may have solved the sudden silence. Apparently on the next floor above the romper room there lives an Italian woman with her Egyptian husband. I have never seen nor heard them, although they have been living there for quite awhile. :up :ct
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I assume Mohammed above had a word with Mohammed across.
:tk
Think yourself lucky that Mohammed across didnt pass on any of his lovemaking techniques to Mohammed above, otherwise you would be listening to German Italian strangled chicken porn in stereo. :cg

Of course the main issue here is that you just don't have it within you to just talk to the perpetrators face to face, and let's face it, no shame in that as we Brits would all do the same. It is however commendable that you didn't allow the situation to let your temper get the better of you...... :up

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John Landon wrote:I assume Mohammed above had a word with Mohammed across.
:tk
Think yourself lucky that Mohammed across didnt pass on any of his lovemaking techniques to Mohammed above, otherwise you would be listening to German Italian strangled chicken porn in stereo. :cg

Of course the main issue here is that you just don't have it within you to just talk to the perpetrators face to face, and let's face it, no shame in that as we Brits would all do the same. It is however commendable that you didn't allow the situation to let your temper get the better of you...... :up

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With my luck if I did confront them on the matter, I would probably be invited into a threesome. :sk
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Dusak wrote:With my luck if I did confront them on the matter, I would probably be invited into a threesome.
:up I knew you would find a solution.

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Dusak wrote:I think that I may have solved the sudden silence. Apparently on the next floor above the romper room there lives an Italian woman with her Egyptian husband. I have never seen nor heard them, although they have been living there for quite awhile. :up :ct
Relax Dusak, he went to prison and she died. He is out now and moved onto a new apartment..... Rumour she went to Hughada or alternatively she did actually die and is still there :sd
It is what it is.

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