More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

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More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by Dusak » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:10 am

Three times a year I have to vacate my very comfortable middle bedroom for the front one. But now that is impossible as the new garage opposite have started to work longer hours and are increasingly more noisy. Why the need to move? Three times a year the apartment next door is rented out for a week to a woman from Finland/Sweden, hard to tell with her broken English. I saw the woman last time she was here, resembled a Walkers crinkle cut crisp with arms and legs, old, but true age indefinable, plus she has two walking sticks. As she moves in, so does a local renowned womanizing taxi driver, foreigners preferred, he is married with three kids. Every night they have noisy sex, their bed head backs onto mine. She is very vocal, sounding somewhere between a pigeon cooing through an amplifier and a chicken clucking as its pecks up its seed, or maybe in this case, his. Not only that, but now the bed head squeaks. I kid you not, this noisy menagerie of beastly behavior begins around one in the morning, and like this morning, ends anywhere between three and four thirty. So I had to sleep on the sofa in the back room. Dusak is not a happy chappy.


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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by LuxorFan » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:41 am

When the nightly fornication commences simply pound on the wall and shriek WHORE at the top of your lungs. This will either result in an imeadiate cessation of the offending noise or an invitation to join the festivities.

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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by carrie » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:52 am

More likely a full scale war. :dv
Never mind D only 6 more nights to go and think how very happy you will be to get back in your own bed.

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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by newcastle » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:48 pm

A tried and tested recipe for neighbours whose nightly noisy lovemaking disturbs you :

Record the vocals with a mike placed close to the wall.

Replay the recording at full volume throughout the day (you may wish to go for a long walk at this point) and with the windows open if you think other neighbours might be interested. Speakers strategically placed where your noisy copulating neighbours can best hear themselves.

The resulting embarrassment for the offending couple usually encourages them to desist.

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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by Dusak » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:13 pm

LuxorFan wrote:When the nightly fornication commences simply pound on the wall and shriek WHORE at the top of your lungs. This will either result in an imeadiate cessation of the offending noise or an invitation to join the festivities.
Last time this happened I got a block of wood and a hammer, intending to tenderizes the wall, but suddenly realized that my tenant above would also hear it, so had to cringe and bare it. I think that shouting such a descriptive word would, in her case, be totally misunderstood as being German, she is still not totally familiar with the subtleties of British retaliatory actions against the enemy. :lol:
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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by DJKeefy » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:06 pm

Dusak wrote:this noisy menagerie of beastly behavior begins around one in the morning, and like this morning, ends anywhere between three and four thirty.
It might be the sound of a few porn videos she has brought over, or she has an whole army of men having a go, a MINUTE each :roll:
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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by DJKeefy » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:12 pm

If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by newcastle » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:29 pm

DJKeefy wrote:If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
It'll certainly put him off his stroke :lol:

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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by Dusak » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:09 pm

DJKeefy wrote:If you really want to stop it, then all you need to do is blast the Quran out from a radio or from one of the Islamic TV channels, he will instantly stop, and nobody will dare to tell you to turn it down or off :sd

:lol: Naughty but nice :lol:
Isn't that how unwanted ''accidents'' happen :lol: I do have a large screen TV in there with good volume. She maybe even a member on here as last night was pure, perfect peace, no jiggy jiggy. :up
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Re: More sleepless nights for poor old dusak.

Post by HEPZIBAH » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:38 pm

Dusak wrote: She maybe even a member on here as last night was pure, perfect peace, no jiggy jiggy. :up
Or perhaps it was the turn of the silent 'sleeping' partner. I understand there are often such people in business relationships. ;) No doubt normal services will be resumed as soon as possible. :hp
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