True Friendship.....
Are you tired of those **** weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but they never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card . Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get ****** and plot revenge against the ******* who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the **** out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.
5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words .
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse,
but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
True Friendship.....
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