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Major Thom
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by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:03 am
Lost little sheep they go Bah
Trying to lead from a far
Maybe looking for a Tup
To fill their half filled Cup
Keep following this long list lamb
Listening to the lonesome bleats
Licking clean the muddy feet
Wiping down the S---y seat
All the Rams do not care
About this lambs quiet dispare
When it's stood in the street
A motor bike wipes it off its feet
Word by Robert Sole.

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newcastle
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by newcastle » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:37 am
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.
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carrie
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by carrie » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:42 am
Sad, sad, sad, best take Dusak's advise and just say NO!

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Major Thom
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by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:15 am
We seek them here, we seek them there
We have no photo's we can share
There is no gossip to share our art
We're the heck is the boring F--t
Some say they've seen him
Some say not
They must be smoking lots of Pot
So we must post from afar
Hoping not to be seen Lah Lah
We love to gossip that's a fact
Share our thoughts through media track
Please can someone let us know
What has happened to our foe
So once again we can have a go.
We got rid of the boring Scot
So now it's time to kick his bot
If we get some facts we can gloat at
He will only say Busa al la teezak
We think we've got him on the rack
This boring miserable little T--t
Maybe keep at him and he will go
From this forum
The obnoxious so and so.
Will our prayers all come true
We need to keep it up come on crew
But we think this will only make him laugh
His skin is thick he knows his craft
He's maybe sat there smoking a Shish
Thinking what a load of pish
Probably making up other ditty's
About ourselves and other Kitties
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Major Thom
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by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:30 am
Yes I here you from a distance long
My tin can equipped and strong
Armour plated 5 meters long
Pity my signal has been lost
Could it be you've not paid the cost
Talking here from planet Zog
Through the hail mist and fog
It may be my signal is a little s----y
And cannot decipher this little ditty
I will try and get a stronger Ariel
So you will receive my new material
It just may be a fault in the cog
You cannot receive mail from Zog
Now I have to go into Warp
So I cannot stay and have a talk.
I am on my way lots to do
I'm on my own I have no crew
Just flown over a couple of rubbish dumps
Seen many of people wearing pumps
I cannot tell where I am
But sure some of you can see my Can
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by Yildez » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:44 am
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by Major Thom » Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:48 am
Mmmmmeeeeeooooowwwwww, typical..".."
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Teacher accused of insulting Morsi over 'sheep' question
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Egyptian teacher accused of insulting Morsi over 'sheep' question.
Ihab El-Islamboly, an English teacher in Alexandria, was questioned by police on Tuesday for setting a politicised exam question...
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I always think when reactions are this strong there has to be fear, uncertainty or something that is making you question the knowledge and facts you have.
If you know you really know you're solid...
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Wed May 15, 2013 6:28 pm
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Lost in Translation..again!
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So my mate Sabar 'village Omda explained to me that if I wanted the new paint job on my Dome to stop pealing-off to mix Jeer with the paint.
'Sabar & 'tree-monkey Mo.
The tuk-tuk arrived with 1...
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The 'naked Kabir Diz... :cool:
avec nipple....
Ps: Imagine if I bought his roof next door I could have a massive pair! as seen from balloons of course.
I once rented an abbot SPGun off a geezer in...
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Last post by Who2
Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:07 pm
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Lost in translation.
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newcastle » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm » in
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Google translate is equally incompetent with Mandarin as it is with Arabic :
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading...
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Last post by newcastle
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm
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lost my Knickers
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Washed the other day and went to bring the washing in including some knickers that I always hide from sight on the line. Put all the dry washing away. Everything good. Had a shower earlier and went...
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Nothing worse than fur coat..,,and no knickers. :lol:
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Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:08 pm
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Lost in Translation or...?
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Things that go bump in the night! :o
I know my friend Mr. Bing can get things pretty muddled up sometimes, as can his co-translators too. This one has got me giggling though.
Luxor News Live...
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This is another part of my research:
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:35 pm