Lost little Sheep

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Lost little Sheep

Post by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:03 am

Lost little sheep they go Bah
Trying to lead from a far
Maybe looking for a Tup
To fill their half filled Cup

Keep following this long list lamb
Listening to the lonesome bleats
Licking clean the muddy feet
Wiping down the S---y seat

All the Rams do not care
About this lambs quiet dispare
When it's stood in the street
A motor bike wipes it off its feet

Word by Robert Sole. :))) :))) :)))



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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by newcastle » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:37 am

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by carrie » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:42 am

Sad, sad, sad, best take Dusak's advise and just say NO! :stp

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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:15 am

We seek them here, we seek them there
We have no photo's we can share
There is no gossip to share our art
We're the heck is the boring F--t

Some say they've seen him
Some say not
They must be smoking lots of Pot
So we must post from afar
Hoping not to be seen Lah Lah

We love to gossip that's a fact
Share our thoughts through media track
Please can someone let us know
What has happened to our foe
So once again we can have a go.

We got rid of the boring Scot
So now it's time to kick his bot
If we get some facts we can gloat at
He will only say Busa al la teezak

We think we've got him on the rack
This boring miserable little T--t
Maybe keep at him and he will go
From this forum
The obnoxious so and so.

Will our prayers all come true
We need to keep it up come on crew
But we think this will only make him laugh
His skin is thick he knows his craft

He's maybe sat there smoking a Shish
Thinking what a load of pish
Probably making up other ditty's
About ourselves and other Kitties

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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by Major Thom » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:30 am

Yes I here you from a distance long
My tin can equipped and strong
Armour plated 5 meters long
Pity my signal has been lost
Could it be you've not paid the cost
Talking here from planet Zog
Through the hail mist and fog
It may be my signal is a little s----y
And cannot decipher this little ditty

I will try and get a stronger Ariel
So you will receive my new material
It just may be a fault in the cog
You cannot receive mail from Zog
Now I have to go into Warp
So I cannot stay and have a talk.

I am on my way lots to do
I'm on my own I have no crew
Just flown over a couple of rubbish dumps
Seen many of people wearing pumps
I cannot tell where I am
But sure some of you can see my Can

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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by Yildez » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:44 am

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Re: Lost little Sheep

Post by Major Thom » Sun Oct 30, 2016 4:48 am

Mmmmmeeeeeooooowwwwww, typical..".."

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