The Cost of losing one's Cherry ?

[Who2]

Well yesterday a huge 'balloo, mobile sound systems, young men and kids and shopping...
Soon we have another wedding today they erect the tent.

Washing machine,
Cooker,
Fridge,
TV, ect...
Personally speaking, £30 quid to a 'shamutter is a pretty good deal to my mind.
I lost mine to a lactating 19 year old Nurse, I was 14 and never looked back.
The lactating bit, confused me for a couple of years though....

[Horus]

Had you not heard of "the milk of human kindness" ?

[newcastle]

Had you not heard of "the milk of human kindness" ?

Sounds like the “accommodating” nurse had lost her cherry at least 9 months previously....

[Who2]

Yeh! I agree I sucked a lot of nipples after that, the well was dry.
A kind female soul put me right in the end...
Ps: She was a nurse, I think she lost it well before that, I used to love nurses a lot like convent girls!

[Who2]

I almost forgot,,,, 'the cost of the 'crap bands, the crap sound system, but great lighting, probably food as well.
I don't attend these things, one was enough and everyone and their grannies wanting to chat.
A few surprises though when a woman starts 'speaking english to you!.....

But will take some pics tonight, 'in shaala

Gold ? 'wimmin always want gold.

I had a window cleaning company when I first got wed.
I did a deal with our local vicar to clean one of his 3 churches, took me two months.
My mates Mum was a great organist. The girls did all the flower arranging.
My mate played the Celtic Harp whilst two birds sung in Russian up on the balcony.
They started to look after it, after I did all the graft....

St Mary's the Virgin ( I'know ) Westwell Leacon, we all walked to our home like some religious procession..

Mind you, it still cost me a few bob, and 'mind you 10 years later, the divorce was quite cheap.....

Ps: The tall house in the background is the Dr's who has no fingers, he doesn't even live there.
As my Cairian mate explained to me 'big house = big d*ck 'arf arf....

[Who2]

It's going to be just like Glastonbury but in my back-yard, incredible led's....

Ps: Even the sound system is better than last night.tf*ckft....

[Horus]

At least you get a front seat view of the events

[Who2]

Being honest those chinese have built some pretty sh*ty things, in the past, like my kettles, drills, projectors,
jubilee clips, ect, ah! 'So does that english Dyson guy...his stuff is always sh*t...... but really expensive sh*t!

But they, the 'slanty eyed one's do make some pretty good f**** Xmas lights
and they blow everybody away with their led lighting systems.

It's 10 pm and it's kicking off 'big time over the road, some bloke has married some bird,
and she's not 'up the duff that's for sure. ( bun in the oven! ) pregnant !!!!

"I still think he should have paid a 'shamutta, but then I'm just an old cynic.....

Ps: I'm not racist about our Chinese brothers, we got them hooked on Opium, did we not ?

“Religion is the opium of the masses.”
Karl Marx 'f**ing commie......(another Clerkenwell blow-in)

Pss: Just in-case you still think I'm racist?
What on earth would the UK be like without Chinese takeaways ? "We rest our case your honor.

[Who2]

Well it's still kicking at midnight here.....


But the DJ's are absolute sh*t, I mean really shite! perhaps it's because I've been spoilt with the likes of:
Carl Cox, Danny Rampling, Fatboy Slim, Judge Jules, Paul Oakenfold, and Pete Tong,
Who all, used to keep me awake downstairs whilst, blowing the socks off my punters.....

But the drugs really do work, it's all those 'heavy heavy bass beats...nighty night.xxx G

Ps: Glasto this weekend ! Have fun....