Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatters, son's of bankers, son's of lawyers

[John Landon]

Brexit, "what a clusterfuck, The repercussions will be felt for years afterwards"..

Back in 2015 I was told that an event woudl take place between the Spring and Summer solstice of 2016, and a Star would leave a constilation. That event may not happen on that date, but the events that occur afterwrds will be attrbuted to that date..

Random comment from yours truly:

fill in the blanks where necessary, Salome didnt literraly want John the Baptists head decapitating from his body..


We are in times of epic change, but few have yet grasped the fact.
Many are pretending everything will be alright and the status quo will ultimately be upheld.
It won't! This will be change that few people now living have experienced before.
It will come to the UK, the EU and, ultimately, even countries like Russia.

Change scares many people, but it does not have to. It can have a very positive outcome.
But the ones most at risk are those who fight tooth and nail against it.

To them, the changes will be equivalent to disaster.

[newcastle]

Today’s horoscope from L4U’s very own Mystic Meg

[John Landon]

wait and see, sunbeam, wait and see....

of course there are one or 2 more hoops to go through..

[Horus]

Could JL be the one on the right?

[John Landon]

When I was a child, I had what some would call pre cognition. that has long since left me.
I would see ghosts of those who were yet to die, and knew what things meant for the future when strange events occured in the present.

Probably something you grow out of I guess ? though last it happened time was when Stan passed away. I Knew it had happened before I read it on the forum. Problem is, these days I am way too thick to read the signs anymore... Which is probably for the best, for life is meant to be a mystery, and that past is just HIStory.. A story...

[Who2]

My Granny had the same problem every time she thought of an old friend they died,
So she stopped thinking about old friends,
She thought she was killing them, silly old bat.
Rather than she was actually picking up their vibes as they 'shuffled off their mortal coil.
Bit like 'when the telephone rings and you know who it is..... If you get my drift. Precognition...
Pre=before, Cog=cogitation, ion=sorry but 'that one's a bit above your 'pay grade...
precognition ?
"foreknowledge of an event, especially as a form of extrasensory perception.QED!

[Horus]

Pre-ignition = the premature combustion of the fuel–air mixture in an internal combustion engine.
But that's probably one above your pay grade

[John Landon]

LOL

It's like that 2 Ronnies sketch. You said you wanted Four Candles, no no no.. Fork handles...

One simply has to retard the timing to prevent pre ignition, reset the fuel to air mixture to its correct value, or de-carbonise the engine, as it's either the ignition timing is wrong, the fuel to air mixture is too wek, or the carbon build up on the cylinder head and or piston crown heats to such an extent that it ignites the fuel air mixture before the timely deliverer spark gets a chance to do so..

Problems occur if you retard the timing too much, the engine will be underpowered and run too hot.

Better to run the engine on a higher grade fuel, and maximise to power output with the correct ignition timing.

pre-ignition used to be called Pinking, my dad was obsessed with it in his VW Beetle, all he really had to do was use 4* fuel instead of trying to use the cheap stuff.

[Horus]

I have neighbours who told me they were lesbians and they bought me a Rolex for my birthday, but all I can remember saying to them was "next time I wanna watch"

[John Landon]

Did you ask them how things were In Lesbia Horus ?

Oh Wait, Lebanon, Lebanese, not Lesbians..

[Horus]

I think its Lesbos JL

[John Landon]

Well, tonight showed them Eton toffs a thing or 2.

You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but you cant fool all of the people all of the time.

Hopefully those irrelevant ******** are going to learn what living in the real world is like.
Living on 57 quid a week dole money, and no state pension for them until they get to 67 either.