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Up you ISIS

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Good old British tweeted humour in response to the latest claim by the scumbag ISIS squad for the London Tube attack.

Other things ISIS will claim credit for: :lol: :lol:

“That first sip of a hot drink that burns your mouth and ruins your taste buds for the rest of the day”.

“People who walk in front of you really really slowly “.

“Making Digestives too big to dunk without taking a stupid little nibble out of two sides”.

“Putting sandwiches on a shelf that suggests they're in the meal deal but when you get to the till they aren't”.

“Making the end of the sellotape impossible to find”.

“That gross watery bit when you forget to shake the ketchup”.

Up you ISIS :a19:


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They may well claim resposibility for putting diesel in my petrol engine. I wish they would claim responsibility.
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Horus wrote:
Other things ISIS will claim credit for: :lol: :lol:

“That first sip of a hot drink that burns your mouth and ruins your taste buds for the rest of the day”.

“People who walk in front of you really really slowly “.

“Making Digestives too big to dunk without taking a stupid little nibble out of two sides”.

“Putting sandwiches on a shelf that suggests they're in the meal deal but when you get to the till they aren't”.

“Making the end of the sellotape impossible to find”.

“That gross watery bit when you forget to shake the ketchup”.
I could just about credit them with the above.....after a heavy night on substances.

It's their claim to have established a caliphate that beggars belief :a8:
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I think they are responsible for the packaging on a lot of food items, making it so difficult to open no one has the time to hunt them down.
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And they are definitely behind that hideous plot that stops men from lifting the toilet seats thus forcing them to Pee on them. ;)
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Horus wrote:And they are definitely behind that hideous plot that stops men from lifting the toilet seats thus forcing them to Pee on them. ;)
I have never had a toilet seat force me to pee on myself sometimes managed to do that all by myself.
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I wish people would call then Darsh, its confusing I opened this thinking it was Horus having an affair with an Egyptian Queen. :lol: :lol:
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They are responsible also for the thousands of folk that nearly bleed to death while attempting to open a pull off lid on tins, especially on the tinned cat foods here, manufactured out of sprung steel. :cry:
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Major Thom wrote:I wish people would call then Darsh, its confusing I opened this thinking it was Horus having an affair with an Egyptian Queen. :lol: :lol:
Oh dear! the word MT is 'Daesh' and Isis was a Goddess, but closer than usual. ;)
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Major Thom wrote: I opened this thinking it was Horus having an affair with an Egyptian queen. :lol: :lol:

As if, ducky.

Our Horus is notoriously 'straight'. :ks
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Must try harder. :lol:
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