Big Nose & Randy Andy. A Tale...

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Big Nose & Randy Andy. A Tale...

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Now: 'Not a lot of people know this but !

When Nick was down in the Falklands on The Hermes as a leading hand/seaman, diver, weapons' specialist and ships TV engineer he was giving out training orders to to young officers one day, he left HRH Andrew till last because, he couldn't remember which title he was meant to use on that occasion. He had several.

Upon which Andrew got up and excused himself, Nick was flabbergasted,
any way the whole ship all hated him.
The Hermes had a crew of 2000.
With all his royal antics whilst over in the far east ports and flesh pits.

So, he reported him to the chief who got hold of HRH and made him clean out the inside of a boiler.
When he had finally finished, he was also then happily refused his lunch, the shutters came down.


On board Nick was called 'Fruit Bat, because of his habit of swinging down thru the hatches,
one great occasion as he swung down he kicked Randy Andy in the chest, he was slammed up against the bulkhead with Andy's BG pointing his gun at Nicks' head.

Nick screaming "What I f***ing came 8000 f***..miles to kill this c**t"

When Nick left The Hermes he went into Naval Intelligence below Trafalgar Sq, he once showed me it's
secret Travel Agency entrance, he used to go up on the roof of The Citadel in Admiralty Arch for a smoke.

Intelligence ? always a favorite joke of mine.

So it looks likely The Yorks will hopefully all in end up in a council house,Charlie never liked him anyhow.

It's a bad as Edward and Ms Simpson for the Firm in my honest opinion, he needs to clean them of all
titles ect and evict them pdq.

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And I said to him Big Nose "if you ever want to get a head, get a hat! ffs... 8)


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Re: Big Nose & Randy Andy. A Tale...

Post by crewmeal »

I have it on good authority from my nephew that whilst training at RNAS Culdrose Andrew was so far up,his own a**se that he insisted on being called HRH which didn’t go down well with the other officers. Infact whilst in the Falklands he was such a liability he wasn’t sent out on any missions because of his high and might attitude
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