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Life's too short for long explanations,
well actually life is not short, it's the longest thing YOU will experience.. :cg


Changed My I-pod name to "Titanic": It's Syncing now. :cool:


Atheism is a non profit organisation..


When Chemist's die, we Barium..


I was going to make a gay joke, Butt **** it !


How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it !


Why did the condom fly across the room ? because it was ****** off !


How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony ? It's not hard :cool:


Energizer Bunny arrested. He was charged with Battery.


How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.


I got arrested for playing a guitar! . Charged with fingering A Minor.


Vagina jokes are not funny: Period.


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That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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Brightened my day :D :lol:
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Bullet Magnet wrote:When Chemist's die, we Barium.
No, they just get dispensed with! :D
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Carpe diem! :le:
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Bullet Magnet wrote:How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony ? It's not hard :cool:
:))) :))) :)))
Carpe diem! :le:
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2 gold fish in a tank, 1 says you drive and i will man the gun.

What did the the Scottish man say when stuck in a toilet in Sydney - Kangaroot!!!

What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a Machine gun - A Millitary Coo

Who painted the brown finger, (No it was not Michael Jackson) it was Pickarso - Piccasso

What do you call a china man with a rupture? - Won Hung Lo
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Chocolate Eclair wrote:2 gold fish in a tank, 1 says you drive and i will man the gun.
One of my all time favourite one liners.. gets me every time.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cannot beat the old Tommy Cooper BM, if you were quick enough to keep up. One liners can be of great humour, especially if you ca keep reeling them off, but the recipient needs a sharp mind to keep up. Mr Dawson was another ace at one liners..
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Some great ones here, thank you all :lol:
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