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When Chemist's die, we Barium..
I was going to make a gay joke, Butt **** it !
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Why did the condom fly across the room ? because it was ****** off !
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There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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No, they just get dispensed with!Bullet Magnet wrote:When Chemist's die, we Barium.
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Bullet Magnet wrote:How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony ? It's not hard
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2 gold fish in a tank, 1 says you drive and i will man the gun.
What did the the Scottish man say when stuck in a toilet in Sydney - Kangaroot!!!
What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a Machine gun - A Millitary Coo
Who painted the brown finger, (No it was not Michael Jackson) it was Pickarso - Piccasso
What do you call a china man with a rupture? - Won Hung Lo
What did the the Scottish man say when stuck in a toilet in Sydney - Kangaroot!!!
What do you call an Aberdeen Angus with a Machine gun - A Millitary Coo
Who painted the brown finger, (No it was not Michael Jackson) it was Pickarso - Piccasso
What do you call a china man with a rupture? - Won Hung Lo
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One of my all time favourite one liners.. gets me every time..Chocolate Eclair wrote:2 gold fish in a tank, 1 says you drive and i will man the gun.
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Cannot beat the old Tommy Cooper BM, if you were quick enough to keep up. One liners can be of great humour, especially if you ca keep reeling them off, but the recipient needs a sharp mind to keep up. Mr Dawson was another ace at one liners..
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