Walking on Grass

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Walking on Grass

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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and
will make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you
to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good
for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this
information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room,
slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf
bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

This level of sensitivity can't be taught.


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