Virgin Wedding

A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.

Moderators: DJKeefy, 4u Network

Post Reply
LovelyLadyLux
Egyptian Pharaoh
Egyptian Pharaoh
Posts: 3253
Joined: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:27 am
Has thanked: 559 times
Been thanked: 1591 times
Canada

Virgin Wedding

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.

Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé, Lena, is still a Virgin -- in every vay."

The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.

She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."

Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena ... still in DA CRATE!"


Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post
  • Egyptair Boeing 777 collides with Virgin 330 at JFK
    by crewmeal » » in News and Sport
    4 Replies
    414 Views
    Last post by crewmeal
  • Reading for wedding
    by Ronnielane » » in Literary Corner
    1 Replies
    942 Views
    Last post by HEPZIBAH