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Medical dictionary jokes

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Medical definitions that you won't find in the dictionary Medical dictionary jokes

Artery = The study of paintings.
Benign = What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria.
Caesarean Section = A neighbourhood in Rome.
Ctscan = Searching for kitty.
Cauterise = Made eye contact with her.
Coma = A punctuation mark.
Dilate = To live long.Medical definitions and jokes
Enema = Not a friend.
Fibula = A small lie.
Genital = Non-Jewish person.
Impotent = Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain = Getting hurt at work.
Morbid = A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.
Node = I knew it.
Outpatient = A person who has fainted.
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative = A letter carrier.
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery.
Rectum = Very nearly killed him.
Secretion = Hiding something.
Seizure = Roman emperor.
Tablet = A small table.
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour = More than one.
Urine = Opposite of you're out.
Varicose = Near by/close by.


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