Accident At The Nestle Factory

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Accident At The Nestle Factory

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My friend was seriously injured at the Nestle factory when a stack of pallets containing chocolate bars fell on him.

He tried to get help but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me"

Everyone just cheered.


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Zooropa wrote:My friend was seriously injured at the Nestle factory when a stack of pallets containing chocolate bars fell on him.

He tried to get help but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me"

Everyone just cheered.
Did he "Flake" out after the "Crunchie"?
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Re: Accident At The Nestle Factory

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Kinda like the old joke I once heard!

If ever you get a peanut lodged in your ear..pour some melted chocolate into it..and it will come out a "treet!"

Anyone remember those?
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