An Egyptian can't find a job in Luxor so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside " GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100"
A British ExPat thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Expat: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Egyptian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Expat: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Egyptian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed Expat goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Expat: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Egyptian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Expat (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Egyptian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming Expat pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Expat: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Egyptian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Expat (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Egyptian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat an Egyptian from Luxor
The Egyptian & the Expat
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Re: The Egyptian & the Expat
I believe that you can, with a length of 4''x2''. That will be $20 please.
Life is your's to do with as you wish- do not let other's try to control it for you. Count Dusak- 1345.
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