A Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to
show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too
close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and
called the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a
chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long
it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are." he
said. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't
notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner.
The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off
when the truck hit you?"
The Solicitor looked down in horror.
"F***ing hell !" he screamed. "Where's my Rolex ????"
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