Are on a building site and Paddy says to Murphy, "i hear that if you fake madness you get sent home for the day on full pay so you do"
Murphy replies "is that so Paddy? Gee twud be a fine thing if that were true so it would"
Paddy says "i think im gonna try it"!
So he climbs the scaffolding dangles by his legs, swings and shouts "im a lightbulb, im a lightbulb"
The foreman witnesses this and shouts "Paddy, is it mad you are? go home for the day now for goodness sake man"
Murphy then starts to pack his bag and makes to leave when the foreman interjects.
"Murphy, were are you about to man? I was speaking to Paddy there so i was not you"
Murphy replies "devil take yer boss, i cant be working in the dark now can i"?
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