In the Movies, if a woman is alone and hears a noise, she will go and check it out in her most revealing underwear.
The Ventilation shafts of any building is the perfect hiding place:
No one will ever think of looking fro you in there and you can travel to ANY part of the building undetected.
The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his Star detective- Or, Give him 48 hours to finish the job.
A Man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious of beatings, but while wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from Any window in Paris.
All Police investigations will find it necessary to visit a strip club at least once:
You are more than likeley going to survive any battle or or war UNLESS:
You make the fatal mistake of showing someone a picture of your girlfriend back at home.
and usually an heroic death await those who plan to marry said girlfriend as soon as they get home:
ALL Grocery bags in America contain at leat one stick of french bread.
Bombs always have a large digital display so you knwo exactly when they will go off. and ALWAYS a last second save:
Police partners who work together are always the EXACT Polar opposite of each other:
What have You noticed ??
Experience is not what happens to you;
