Shame Doctor, they say the only bit of a pig you cannot eat is the "Oink" . . .
Still, the ears may well make a nice silk purse or 2 ...
Anyhow, my colleague should be in soon to relive me, so to speak...
and will be bringing in a Bacon and Black pudding Bap with a dash of HP sauce...
Being from a farming community, I think I may have heard that joke before,
may have been in 1972, or maybe 1973...
Having lived in both the Dales and North Wales, I know every Sheep joke known to man...
How does a Welshman find a sheep in the long grass ?
Quite good actually..
We practice safe sex in Wales.. We paint an X on the backs of sheep that kick.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a Border Collie?
A dog that rounds up Welsh-Men.
The Welsh Have invented a new use for sheep.
Wool.
Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
A Virgin Sheep.
Whats the second fastest thing in Wales?
The virgin sheep's shepherd.
What do the welsh call a flock of sheep?
A Harem
What do you call a Welshman with more than one sheep?
A bigamist.
What do you call a Welshman with 500 girl friends?
A Shepherd.
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
Why are Welsh Border Collies so quick on their feet?
They've seen what happens to slow sheep.
And finally......
A Londoner is visiting North Wales,
He watched a shepherd tending sheep and joined him for a chat whilst on his rounds in the fields.
After a while, they came across an ewe with her head caught in a fence.
The shepherd dropped his trousers, got down on his knees and had his way with the ewe.
Satisfied, the shepherd buttoned up and turned to the Londoner and said.
'Fancy a go?'
'Don't mind if I do...' said the Londoner,
so he drops his trousers, gets on his knees, and sticks his head in the fence.
Talk about rubbing salt in the cut crackling. It's no wonder you need a revisit to Pri-Mart. 
