Wyatt Earp's Revenge (2012)
Back from the Nile-side boozer, a midnight film with stella & homemade beef burger & chips.
Now this film started off ok! with an old Val Kilmer {wyatt Earp} then descended into a very weird flashback type film, half the cowboys couldn't ride, the 45.Peacmakers sounded like pop-guns and the sets looked like a countryside in the cotswolds.
Obviously Val just sat in and did a very good piece to camera, whilst somewhere else all these mostly idiot actors played at being cowboys.
A really terrible film, highly recommended viewing...
Ps: 'saving grace! I looked up the history of the Colt .45Buntline Special, absolutely fascinating story and history of this gun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_Buntline
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So, Mr Lake seems to be a stranger to truth... Possibly...
It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen.
This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger in the west.
The place was Dodge City, Kansas in the Sawdust Saloon. The young man walked into the Sawdust Saloon and, to his surprise, saw Wyatt Earp sitting at a table playing poker. The young man walked up to Wyatt and said, "Mr. Earp, I would like to be a gunslinger just like you. Could you give me some tips?"
Wyatt put his cards down, looked up at the boy and said, "Son, I don't usually give out tips like this cause it could someday be detrimental to my health, but step back and let me take a look at you."
The boy stepped back and Mr. Earp said, "You look good. You're wearing black, you've got two ivory handled guns with waxed holsters, and you look like a gunslinger. But what's more important, son, is: Can you shoot?"
The young man, happy to show how good he was, quickly drew his pistol from his right holster and without aiming shot the cuff link off of the piano player's right sleeve.
Wyatt said, "That's good shooting son, but can you shoot with your left hand?"
Before Earp could even finish, the boy had already drawn the pistol from his left holster and shot the cuff link off of the piano player's left shirt sleeve. Very proud of himself the young man blew the smoke away from his six shooter and holstered his gun. "How was that?" the boy asked.
Wyatt smiled and looked up and the boy and said, "That was pretty good shooting son. I couldn't do better than that myself, but I do have one good tip for you."
"What's that?" the boy asked.
"I suggest that you go to the kitchen and ask the cook for a large can of lard. Then take both guns of yours and stick them down deep into the lard."
Puzzled the young gunslinger asked why he should do that.
Earp put his cards down again, leaned back in his chair, and said, "Well son, when Doc Holliday gets done playing the piano over there, he's going to take those two guns of yours and shove them so far up your . . . "
It's 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen.
This is a story of one such young man that wanted more than anything to be the fastest and most respected gunslinger in the west.
The place was Dodge City, Kansas in the Sawdust Saloon. The young man walked into the Sawdust Saloon and, to his surprise, saw Wyatt Earp sitting at a table playing poker. The young man walked up to Wyatt and said, "Mr. Earp, I would like to be a gunslinger just like you. Could you give me some tips?"
Wyatt put his cards down, looked up at the boy and said, "Son, I don't usually give out tips like this cause it could someday be detrimental to my health, but step back and let me take a look at you."
The boy stepped back and Mr. Earp said, "You look good. You're wearing black, you've got two ivory handled guns with waxed holsters, and you look like a gunslinger. But what's more important, son, is: Can you shoot?"
The young man, happy to show how good he was, quickly drew his pistol from his right holster and without aiming shot the cuff link off of the piano player's right sleeve.
Wyatt said, "That's good shooting son, but can you shoot with your left hand?"
Before Earp could even finish, the boy had already drawn the pistol from his left holster and shot the cuff link off of the piano player's left shirt sleeve. Very proud of himself the young man blew the smoke away from his six shooter and holstered his gun. "How was that?" the boy asked.
Wyatt smiled and looked up and the boy and said, "That was pretty good shooting son. I couldn't do better than that myself, but I do have one good tip for you."
"What's that?" the boy asked.
"I suggest that you go to the kitchen and ask the cook for a large can of lard. Then take both guns of yours and stick them down deep into the lard."
Puzzled the young gunslinger asked why he should do that.
Earp put his cards down again, leaned back in his chair, and said, "Well son, when Doc Holliday gets done playing the piano over there, he's going to take those two guns of yours and shove them so far up your . . . "
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Re: The Worst Cowboy Film Ever !
What about the best?
Why ain't that "Nile Side"boozer showing "The Searchers?"
It would be a full house.John Wayne and "Mo's knows!"
Can anyone ever forget that scene in the snow?
You're watching the wrong films there...far TOO modern.
Stick to the classics...they were films worth watching!
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Why ain't that "Nile Side"boozer showing "The Searchers?"
It would be a full house.John Wayne and "Mo's knows!"
Can anyone ever forget that scene in the snow?
You're watching the wrong films there...far TOO modern.
Stick to the classics...they were films worth watching!
Big Jimmy Stewart fan(my dad made sure we all watched them!)
Try "Its a wonderful world"
My Xmas eve dvd every year as I'm stuffing the turkey and peeling the tatties!
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Re: The Worst Cowboy Film Ever !
Best cowboy film I ever saw was called Soldier Blue, anyone seen it?
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Re: The Worst Cowboy Film Ever !
Blazing Saddles was one of the funnier PFFFFFFTTTTTing cowboy movies
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I have not watched a western in about a million years, but I just LOVE this clip with Elvin Jones:
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