CATHOLICISM: if **** happens - its because you deserve it
PROTESTANTISM: Work harder or **** will happen
MATERIALIST: Whoever dies with the most **** wins!
ATHEIST: I can't believe this ****!
JUDAISM: Why does this **** always happen to us?
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this ****!
ANTI-NATALIST: No more ****!


Would you believe that **** to edited so I've spelt it in reverse (TISH) so you can fill in the gaps!