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It just made me laugh!

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NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Englishman, for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, Income Support, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in England."
The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says,
"Thank you for wonderful country England!"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Afghanistan. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
"Are you an Englishwoman?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her,
"Where are all the English?"
The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."


It is what it is.
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An Englishwoman arrives in Luxor.

The first boy who she meets after stepping off the plane says, "You are too beautiful. I love you and want to marry you."

The Englishwoman says, "You are so handsome. I will marry you."
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GD you remind me of someone lol....
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Glyphdoctor wrote:An Englishwoman arrives in Luxor.

The first boy who she meets after stepping off the plane says, "You are too beautiful. I love you and want to marry you."

The Englishwoman says, "You are so handsome. I will marry you."
It's the way she tells um. :lol:
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An American arrives in Luxor.... :lol:

That's it (I want to stay in Glyphs good books) :sd
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:))) :))) :)))
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