The Queen In Glasgow...

[Zooropa]

The Queen is in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games and she bumps into Alex Salmond.



HMQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.



AS: Nice to see you Ma’am.



Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?



HMQ: No, we don’t like that.







AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?




HMQ: No.







AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?







HMQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country.

[garfield4]

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