Senior Wedding

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Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89,
living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They
go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the
counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers,
"Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do
you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we
do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All
kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for
rheumatism?"

Pharmacist:
"Definitely."

Jacob: "How about
suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
Works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping
pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure
do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and
walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and
sizes."

Jacob: "Adult
diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our
Bridal Registry."