The Grand old Duke of York.

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Well it seems that Prince Andrew is in the mire, again.
Good! Nick has quite a few stories on Andrew when they were both on HMS Hermes.
Besides accidentally kicking him in the chest whilst Nick was 'parkouring down
through the hatches and being thrust up against the bulkhead by Andrews PP Officer he has some great stories
about his PP Officer enticing girls to 'have a drink with the Prince.

He was not well liked by the crew or officers of The Hermes.

A classic picture of 'big-nose returning to Portsmouth....

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I couldn't resist this....

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Not being slow on a free-lunch I contacted my two pals who both work for Murdock (the robber baron)
His chief crime correspondents Sully & Martin....

Saying "You two remember when I once told you about Nicks' war career,
It's time you got Rupert's' CC's out for another slap up at The Bleeding Heart Yard.
An apt name for a journalist's cloistered luncheon.
Close to the law courts Fleet St and the old bailey all within short walking, staggering distance.
And, A certain Lady Hatton once had her heart ripped out on the cobbled yard just outside..

So, Lads, "Nick has loads of lowdown and lucid & lurid tales on the Prince
So, we or rather you just need to 'oil his / our wheels a bit"

Nothing quite like a long leisurely lovely libatious luncheon, when you know Murdock is paying for it all....

I rest my case....