This is Frank. Frank lives in the market....
Simona wants one of Frank's puppies...
To many answers to that statement, rude, explanatory, procreation ect,
notwithstanding living up in a 4 story apartment with 57 steps...
Oh! and having a mad cat called 'Brutus'
Simona loves Xmas, so do I.
She bought her boyfriend, don't ask! a Lamborghini toy electric car, "It was much,much smaller in the picture"
She wailed as I fell about...
Oh yeh!....'Nick is in the air & will be in Luxor by Thursday with Paige an exotic dancer, say hi....TBC xxx

Ps: Simona asked if I fancied a pair of Lacoste trainers ?