Woke is Dead. Piers the Prat.

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Piers Morgan has written and is promoting, his ghostwriters new book about Woke.
'never did bother to understand Woke'

So to my tale:

Nick & myself were dining one night in another favorite haunt, The Bleeding Heart Yard, our usual table
on a raised dais next to the fire exit, with a view of most of the restaurant.

On the 2nd bottle of wine, I spotted Piers sitting opposite a woman in tears, not his missis.
I told Nick, I could see his mind 'ticking-over. Piers had slandered him, I could see Nick was thinking of giving him a slap!

Now, Nick had sued The Mirror about Biggsy and won..
I was saying chill out, we'll contact our pal 'Ask Jo & The Mirror.' (She took over after The Old Codgers)

I'm not saying we were a little inebriated, blowing our kisses to the staff, Nick proceeded to grab Piers's shoulders,
as we passed their table upon leaving.

Piers' face ? 'a picture of sheer horror the girls eye make running all down her cheeks.
Nick just smiled saying 'really pleased to see you Piers"nodding at his companion.

Next day we called Jo, "Oh! "she's Marina his 'bit of spare, has a flat in Clerkenwell".

Piers left his family then married Marina...and that's Piers the Prat...

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One night in there Nick was on the radio later saying "Only half a bottle tonight"

In my mind dine alone you can spend more on the wine, half a bottle means pay twice the price.
The waitress said "chosen ? I pointed to a half btl of Burgundy about 75 quid..
We tasted 'good'
Later The Sommelier pops up 'hello guys what's the wine like ?

"Great we both uttered, '.we should have the other half"

He laughed saying,"I have never seen this served before", pointing to the wine list ,
the waitress had picked the wine listed below my choice.

It worked out at 85 pounds a glass.
They obviously never charged us for their mistake
.Nick said: "they weren't amused when you asked for the same next time then slipping the waitress a tenner"...lol....