Big Nose & Randy Andy. A Tale...

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Big Nose & Randy Andy. A Tale...

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Now: 'Not a lot of people know this but !

When Nick was down in the Falklands on The Hermes as a leading hand/seaman, diver, weapons' specialist and ships TV engineer he was giving out training orders to to young officers one day, he left HRH Andrew till last because, he couldn't remember which title he was meant to use on that occasion. He had several.

Upon which Andrew got up and excused himself, Nick was flabbergasted,
any way the whole ship all hated him.
The Hermes had a crew of 2000.
With all his royal antics whilst over in the far east ports and flesh pits.

So, he reported him to the chief who got hold of HRH and made him clean out the inside of a boiler.
When he had finally finished, he was also then happily refused his lunch, the shutters came down.


On board Nick was called 'Fruit Bat, because of his habit of swinging down thru the hatches,
one great occasion as he swung down he kicked Randy Andy in the chest, he was slammed up against the bulkhead with Andy's BG pointing his gun at Nicks' head.

Nick screaming "What I f***ing came 8000 f***..miles to kill this c**t"

When Nick left The Hermes he went into Naval Intelligence below Trafalgar Sq, he once showed me it's
secret Travel Agency entrance, he used to go up on the roof of The Citadel in Admiralty Arch for a smoke.

Intelligence ? always a favorite joke of mine.

So it looks likely The Yorks will hopefully all in end up in a council house,Charlie never liked him anyhow.

It's a bad as Edward and Ms Simpson for the Firm in my honest opinion, he needs to clean them of all
titles ect and evict them pdq.

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And I said to him Big Nose "if you ever want to get a head, get a hat! ffs... 8)


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I have it on good authority from my nephew that whilst training at RNAS Culdrose Andrew was so far up,his own a**se that he insisted on being called HRH which didn’t go down well with the other officers. Infact whilst in the Falklands he was such a liability he wasn’t sent out on any missions because of his high and might attitude
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I remember Nick telling me a terrible story when an SAS helicopter floundered near The Hermes, he and his oppo, went in the water 3 times hearing the guys knocking on the hull.
Back on board 3 different Officers in Command argued weather to blow it up. A danger to the flagship.

The copter sunk with one escape. 20 drowned.."
He was turned down for an application to the Submariners, reason? Was slightly unstable !
"Fruit Bat's nickname wasn't only due to his monkey antics.
Him and his pal had a musical duo on the Hermes' integral TV station run by the Vicar..

He also had to review all the footage shot by the TV crews before forwarding it to London,
who reviewed it then, sent it back 15 days later for the whole fleets viewing. 8)
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So this ghastly character has had his titles taken away. About time too. Who remembers that series from the nineties’House of Cards’ with Ian Richardson as PM and Michael Kitchen as the ‘King’ When those two fell out the PM forced an election and won. He then told the King to abdicate and the words PM said “your nothing, no one will listen to you” it’s the same for Andrew who has consistently lied about everything.

1936 saw King Edward banished from the country and only allowed back at the Sovereign’s permission. The same should apply to Andrew.
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crewmeal wrote: Sun Oct 19, 2025 2:32 pm So this ghastly character has had his titles taken away. About time too. Who remembers that series from the nineties’House of Cards’ with Ian Richardson as PM and Michael Kitchen as the ‘King’ When those two fell out the PM forced an election and won. He then told the King to abdicate and the words PM said “your nothing, no one will listen to you” it’s the same for Andrew who has consistently lied about everything.

1936 saw King Edward banished from the country and only allowed back at the Sovereign’s permission. The same should apply to Andrew.

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Sorry to rake up old posts, but just had to share this one...lol... 8)

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Blimy how the mighty have fallen. I think Andy has certainly not seen the last of this.
Thousands of us common people plus his PP squad all knew of his antics, going back years.

Nick and most sailors knew that Andy was never a hero as portrayed, do you really think the commanders would ever put the 'prick in the firing line.

The main problem is Trump and the famous group who used and abused Epstein's sexual favours.
And as well documented Epstein had every room videoed for his own perverted pleasure and as his insurance.
He could be required the give evidence in the USA if the FBI demand it, but once again Trump will stop it.

One of the reasons Nick hated Andy was Nick was chatting up a girl in a flesh pit in Hong Kong when
Andy's BG stepped up and said to the girl "the Prince would like to buy you a drink"

We will probably see a few books coming out by past employees of Andy's 20 years in Royal Lodge.

Can't wait for more revelations to come out.
And not forgetting the ex Princes Protection Team all have to keep logs which by now will have been read
by superiors. An as one of us commonors can bring accusations against another commoner I see lots of fun... 8)

Ps: The 'Hero story was Maggie's idea whilst sucking up to The Queen and the Media..
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If Trump doesn't release the Epstein files, then the victims are prepared to do that.

Not sure why they have not done so already though.
Surely that Ghislane Maxwell must know more, or she wouldn't be in prison.

Remember that interview with Prince Harry in Afghanistan, where he had to rush off to the helicopter suddenly.

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