My Mohamed

[Dusak]

My Mohamed.

Hi Sue, how's your Mohamed?
Well, my Mohamed, like your Mohamed
is such a wonderful man.
Hi Joe, how's your Mohamed?
Well, my Mohamed, like your Mohamed's
does for me all that he can.

Hi Carol, how's your Mohamed?
My Mohamed, my beautiful Mohamed,
swears he only worships me.
Hi Sylvia, how's your Mohamed?
My Mohamed, my sweet Mohamed,
has just proposed on bended knee.

Hi Jenny, how's your Mohamed?
My Mohamed he works so hard
that I hardly see him at all.
Hi Brbara, how's your Mohamed?
My Mohamed is travelling away,
gone to our villa to build a wall.

(collective moan)
Hi Mary, how's your Mohamed?
Well, my Mohamed, unlike your Mohamed's
only has an eye for me.
My Mohamed say's that your Mohamed's
need to be strung on high from a tree!
And here he comes, to take me away,
into the desert, just for the day.

Sue, Joe, Carol, Sylvia, Jenny, Barbara,
..........but... that's MY Mohamed!!

Dusak 2010 (ever the sceptic)

[LovelyLadyLux]

Never were truer words said!!!!!!! ;);)