26 Beautiful One-liners

[WIZARD]

26 Beautiful One-liners.

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma --but never let him be the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily -- walk with the God.

18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26. Read your Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

[Robert Send]

Jesus Saves-----At Barclays

Two fish in a Tank----One says you man the Gun and I will drive.

Man goes to doctor with Cabbage in his ear, is it serious Doctor, Doctor - No but I thinks its the tip of the iceberg.

Come in and sit down, its not plugged in.

Doctor I know its something serious, but can you tell me one thing, Do they play football in heaven, Dr-- Yes and you have been picked to play on Saturday.

[gd47]

Jesus Saves!
But Rooney scores on the rebound!

[Teddyboy]

Aren't you two missing the point of Wizard's original? This isn't the Just for Fun forum!

[WIZARD]

Thank you Teddyboy.