After 3 days the new wife had got everything in order and her new husband was very pleased and they lived happy ever after
A man married a Derbyshire woman, and when they passed over the threshold he told her she must clean the house everyday, make sure the ironing is up to date, make sure his clothes are hung up in the wardrobe and the creases in his trousers are straight, make sure the fridge has always got beer in it, and make sure his meals are on time.
After 3 days the new wife had got everything in order and her new husband was very pleased and they lived happy ever after
A man married a Geordie lass, and when they passed over the threshold he told her she must clean the house everyday, make sure the ironing was up to date, make sure his clothes were hung up in the wardrobe and the creases in his trousers are straight, make sure the fridge has always got beer in it, and make sure his meals are on time.
After three days the swelling has gone down and he can just about see out of his right eye, the broken teeth have stopped bleeding, the bruising on his body is starting to recede, the knife wound to his stomach is starting to heal, and so is the gash on his head caused by the iron bar, oh! and by the way the hurt when he goes to pee is getting much better.
