My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.
I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final.
"What, over in 9 seconds" ? he said
I answered..
"No, 8 Black men and a gun"
The last time I had sex
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The last time I had sex
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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Many men seem to remember the last time they had sex, but not many remember the last time they made love???? Sorry to you men out there, but I am equal and believe all women should e treated as such, of course there are a few that do not deserve this status, but in general we are all equal..
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Do you mean Sick Bucket????
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Nothing wrong I don't think in being a realist...
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Remember Phil Cool and His Richard Burton impersonation Dusak ?
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"Caviar"
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"Caviar"
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Last time for me was 2006...mind you, it's only 2114 now!!
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There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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Walking around Luxor complete strangers are always walking up to me offering to lend me a hand. Perhaps they too think that my memory is fading with the years.
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