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by Bullet Magnet » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:47 am
My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.
I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final.
"What, over in 9 seconds" ? he said
I answered..
"No, 8 Black men and a gun"
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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by Chocolate Eclair » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:53 am
Many men seem to remember the last time they had sex, but not many remember the last time they made love???? Sorry to you men out there, but I am equal and believe all women should e treated as such, of course there are a few that do not deserve this status, but in general we are all equal..
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by Dusak » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:31 am
When you're finished, pass the sic bucket. Memories are made of this.
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by Chocolate Eclair » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:52 am
Do you mean Sick Bucket????
Nothing wrong I don't think in being a realist...
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by Dusak » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:40 pm
I think that this one went over your head Choc.
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by Bullet Magnet » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:11 pm
Remember Phil Cool and His Richard Burton impersonation Dusak ?
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"Caviar"
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by gd47 » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:15 pm
Last time for me was 2006...mind you, it's only 2114 now!!
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by Bullet Magnet » Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:25 pm
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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by Dusak » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:52 am
Walking around Luxor complete strangers are always walking up to me offering to lend me a hand. Perhaps they too think that my memory is fading with the years.
Time Fly's.......
20 years ? my God and I'm not feeling any older..... 8)
Ps: Remember ! Today...@...1500hrs GMT or 1700hrs EMT 'Johnny Mac's World Music on
'Big-nose still shaking it at 55....
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I Like to take pride in my car, and when ever possible keep it clean.
This happens every time without fail..... Why ? Do birds have a sense of Humour ? :tk
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the revenge...... 8)
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