Luxor4u

My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.

I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final.

"What, over in 9 seconds" ? he said

I answered..
"No, 8 Black men and a gun"

Many men seem to remember the last time they had sex, but not many remember the last time they made love???? Sorry to you men out there, but I am equal and believe all women should e treated as such, of course there are a few that do not deserve this status, but in general we are all equal..

When you're finished, pass the sic bucket. Memories are made of this.

Do you mean Sick Bucket????

Nothing wrong I don't think in being a realist...

I think that this one went over your head Choc.

Remember Phil Cool and His Richard Burton impersonation Dusak ?
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"Caviar"

Last time for me was 2006...mind you, it's only 2114 now!!

Walking around Luxor complete strangers are always walking up to me offering to lend me a hand. Perhaps they too think that my memory is fading with the years.