Luxor4u

Add a touch of magic to your cold, by putting Glitter in your mouth before you sneeze..

double the life of an i-Phone (tm) battery, bu putting the ******* thing down !

Annoy M.C Hammer by taking him to a museum and pointing at every exhibit and say. " Can I touch this" ?

Create your own Florence and the Machine album, by locking an Owl in a windchime shop..

trick your neighbour's into thinking you are a werewolf by sleeping naked in thier garden..

...post regularly on here to make others think your a clever d**k.