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An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank
and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot one brave customer grabs the hood
and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the man without hesitation.
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.
Everyone by now is bricking it, and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?" screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence then one bloke looking down, carefully raises his hand and says,

"I'm pretty sure my wife saw you"

Oldie but a goodie

Have you ever noticed BM there is always some nefarious type person ready to knock one of one's pedestal.

Well, it was a NEW joke to me.. I guess some people have been around longer than me...

I took my grandson to the pet shop to buy a Goldfish..

I went in with him and asked.. " I would like a Goldfish for my Grandson"
The man in the shop said. "Would you like an aquarium" ?

I paused for a while and said.. "I dont really give a toss about it's Starsign"....

As a Pisces I can appreciate that one.

Th traits of my Starsign is that I am secretive, so I wont tell you mine...

Bullet Magnet wrote:I took my grandson to the pet shop to buy a Goldfish..

I went in with him and asked.. " I would like a Goldfish for my Grandson"
The man in the shop said. "Would you like an aquarium" ?

... The man in the shop said, "Sounds like a fair exchange".