In a Crowded Library
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:32 pm
In a crowded library
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was
truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh...
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you
felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . .
That's Absurd!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was
truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh...
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you
felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . .
That's Absurd!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
Brilliant