Whilst lying in my sick-bed for the last two days venturing only to my roof and it's roof bar, I came up with another brilliant idea!
'another eureka moment!
So idea No 12672.
Instead of having all these foreign missions digging around here, sell a couple of concessions (like in the old days) to 'rich lunatics.
One over Karnack way and one over here in the VoK.
Now everybody knows there is still shed-loads of stuff just waiting to be found.
So, get some rich celebrities who are mad and mad about Egypt who can hire all the right people, (like in the old days) and the Worlds' press will be writing about them for some considerable time to come or until they dig up something or find another unfound tomb, and there's a few around.
'I'm a Dr. I know people who know people.
Now, rich Celebs like showing off and having parties, nothing wrong in that, So, imagine the likes of Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford turning up to party and have a 'nosy around and getting their faces plastered all over the papers.
This is a 'win-win situation for all.
1)The ETA get Egypt back in the news cheaply.
2)The Newspapers love crap about celebrities.
3)Celebrities love being in the news.
4)And it can all be sponsored by Moet & Chandon or Verve Clique. Harvey Nicks Hampers for Archaeologists (just like in the old days)
Photo opportunities galore for everyone The Winter Palace would 'play ball as would Al Moudera and The Sudan.
'Jesus, get Christian Louboutin from Esba Bassili to do a fashion shoot, he'd love it, bunging a pair of his $2000 shoes on Angelina with Testino doing the photo shoot.
"Anyhow, as I know You the Comity read this stuff, Go tell The Governor it was your idea and you know a man who can make it happen.
'You get the glory and I'll run the Bar. "You know it makes sense"
I sometimes wondered why Richard preferred flying balloons to digging up old stuff, he's a party animal….
