The Queen In Glasgow...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:20 pm
The Queen is in Glasgow for the Commonwealth Games and she bumps into Alex Salmond.
HMQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am.
Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMQ: No.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country.
HMQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am.
Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMQ: No.
AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMQ: No Mr Salmond, I suggest we call it a Country.