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It was Johnny "Smackhead" Barnsley's 18th birthday and as a birthday surprise the family put £50 in Nan's purse for him.

No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help.

Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help.

The guy is a drug addict and steals from his grandmother.

A sense of humour is one of the few things you wont find on Google im afraid.

You either have it or you don't.

Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help.

It means that "Johnny Smackhead"goes raking in his Granny's purse for money!
It's a joke Brian!

P.s What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"

Another joke!

Scottishtourist wrote:

Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help.

It means that "Johnny Smackhead"goes raking in his Granny's purse for money!
It's a joke Brian!

P.s What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"

Another joke!

And "seasonal" to boot!

I'm full of them Mr Z!It comes with working full time with men!

What a topic!
Bottle of malt to the one from Luxor that rings the Christmas Bells!
C'mon..there must be someone there with a sense of humour and the Christmas spirit.

P.s a penguin walks into a Glasgow bar and asks the barman.."has my brother been in?"
Barman's reply.."what does he look like?"

Get it?

Scottishtourist wrote: Bottle of malt to the one from Luxor that rings the Christmas Bells!
C'mon..there must be someone there with a sense of humour and the Christmas spirit

No bloody way ST, we had enough trouble trying to get rid of the last one.