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Apparently he wed his manager secretly last year - a good match I would say


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -year.html

Pretty obvious from day 1 that no birds would be involved, or am I just being *homophobic ?…..
Ps: Pretty *PC use of a long word i thought.
Pss: He should have married someone closer to his own age, Elton John! They could make al bums together…..

AND when Barry and his Manager woke on the day after their wedded bliss..........QUOTE - " faeces soiled toilet paper, bloody maxi, ear wax saturated cotton bud, snot/mucus filled tissue, food caught in dental floss, shedded hair stuck in brush, dirty underwear/socks/towels in the hamper, food encrusted dirty dishes, dirty water going down the drains, used condoms filled with semen. Empty boxes, cans, wrappers." QUOTE

"bejesus it must be dat deja vu thingy going on…..

Bejahsus you be right der boi .......

True hap-penis

Lemon and Milk strutting the stuff!!!

And so WHAT are you seeing when you look into your mirror?

Ever feel like there just isn't enough mirror to gaze into for your fine ass self? Ever feel like you're looking real hard but the reflection is never clear enough to reflect the sexiness you exude? Ever think "maybe it's just me?" Well it's not. It's your small ass mirror. And cause you are ALIVE and have FREE WILL - No longer do you have to gaze into a sub-par reflection only to walk away questioning those worts and spotty bits. Buy yourself a big ass mirror and you'll see what everyone else sees; a fine ass piece of meat with luscious locks and a "feelin myself fine cuz I woke up like this." Will put some pep in your step.

And even if your big ass mirror tells you exactly what you want to see other mirrors in your life might harshly suggest that your seemingly tight behind actually looks like two half-inflated balloons filled with cottage cheese and tator tots and that head up top the turtleneck you wearing is actually years of unfulfilled potential melting off your head and onto the pack of hotdogs on the back of your neck.

Looking at other posts I bet they never come to Luxor for their Honeymoon

Major Thom wrote:Looking at other posts I bet they never come to Luxor for their Honeymoon

I should say!

He looks like a top if ever......