Merry Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:52 pm
Three men died on Christmas eve and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said that to gain entry they must all show him something relating to Christmas.
The first, an Irishman lit his ciggy lighter, said "Christmas Candle, and was allowed to enter
The second, a Scotsman rattled a bunch of keys, said Christmas Bells and was allowed to enter
The third a suave and handsome Englishman took from his pocket a pair of sexy silk knickers and waved them at Saint Peter who said "How do they relate to Christmas"
The Englishman replied "They're Carol's"
The first, an Irishman lit his ciggy lighter, said "Christmas Candle, and was allowed to enter
The second, a Scotsman rattled a bunch of keys, said Christmas Bells and was allowed to enter
The third a suave and handsome Englishman took from his pocket a pair of sexy silk knickers and waved them at Saint Peter who said "How do they relate to Christmas"
The Englishman replied "They're Carol's"