Luxor4u

Just finished a really, really nice luncheon, with my mates, the bill was around the £500 squid mark but who's counting ?
A load of the Sun hacks turned up later, as seen in this pic outside of The Hatton Garden Safe Depository, me my uncle Fred,
and all the rest are Murdock 'hacks..
I'm trying to convoke them that Fred is 'Basil.....

Nice picture, happy St Patrick's day.

For a free lunch, one has to come up with some good bu*lshit stories, and at £500 quid for lunch, one has to work hard....
I can make up some pretty good bul***** stories.
You'll be reading it soon and believing it in the Daily Mail next week, 'trust me I'ma, 'Dr.
It's now 2030hrs gmt and I'm still pi**ed from lunch, So it was a very very good lunch Qed!....