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As it's Jock's Night tomorrow night, I Le Chef 'fantashich have created a master piece of Scottish Fayre.

Stuffed rolled leg of Lamb.

Couple of kilos Australian boned leg of Lamb.
De fat de sinew then flatten out.

Stuffing:
3x Pork sausage meat
Basterma.
2x unsmoked middle Bacon rashers.
Thyme, Rosemary, Basil fresh.
Oregano dried.
Zat'ar.
G's secret mixed herbs.
Co-conut flakes.
1x Haggis, McSweens crumbled.

Mix all stuffing ingredients together, chill.
Season 'Butterflied' lamb, shape stuffing lay out & bacon strips on 'cling film and proceed to roll the lamb round the stuffing and bacon strips.
Tighten ends into a nice roll and chill. It should look like this....'haggis shaped'


Then I will 'sear it lay it on a bed of onions & cook slowly in oven until unctuous.
Decorate with a fresh Thistle frond (doubtful)...
Serve with mashed creamed carrots, mushrooms & mash potatoes, gravy...'Enjoy!

A meal fit for any 'Disc Jock'y called Mac.....

Ps: Who out there remembers 'Uncle Mac ?
Derek Ivor Breashur McCulloch OBE (18 November 1897 – 1 June 1967)
He was a Scorpio like me....also the best DJ that ever walked this Planet.

Pss: The clue to this dish lays in having...
1 x large Glaswegian, Wedgie to hand.

It is necessary to lay the filleted boned lamb twixt 'cling film and two heavy duty chopping boards.
On the floor and...
Then proceed with 1 x large jumping up & down Scotsman upon the boards...easy peasy...

Sounds delicious, but...no neeps?!

Neeps ? creamed carrots with horseradish..

Ode to a Haggis. Rabbie Burns.1789.

"Ye pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
An’ dish them out their bill o’fare,

Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;

But, if ye wish her gratefu’ pray’r,

Gie her a Haggis!

Mc Haggis in full flow....

Neeps Dr. = Turnips, as in "Tatties & Neeps"

Who2 wrote:Ode to a Haggis. Rabbie Burns.1789.

"Ye pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
An’ dish them out their bill o’fare,

Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;

But, if ye wish her gratefu’ pray’r,

Gie her a Haggis!

Ugh.

Went to school in Ayrshire, about ten miles from Burns' birthplace. Needless to say we had this sort of shite rammed down our throats from an early age, leaving me with a lifelong dislike.

I mean - "jaups in luggies". WTF?!

I had to look that one up myself Farley F and apparently it means it slops about in a two handled bowl.