Luxor4u

My transalvanian b*started daughter Sim ( born out of wedlock)
She who only sucks blood and can only cook two things...

She wants to learn to cook, for potential 'frogs that if she kisses them enough, just might turn into a princes,
I said 'the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" or just below it!

So I sent her a load of easy cook curry packs from: http://www.spicebox.co.uk
an easter gift...and also sent her a video, told her to cook fresh poppadoms with lime pickle and loads of Tiger beer.

She'll be between the sheets before the desert......
Ps: Her transilvanian granny's soup is to die for, many did....

"Sim in re-pose"

Way to a man's heart and keep him close ?


Keep his bells empty and his stomach full, and don't cut your hair short after you get married.

Romanian birds, bat **** crazy, but also very intelligent, probably smarter than you think Who2...