Luxor4u

This is the entertainment I can look forwards to in a couple of weeks, traditional and authentic village dance routine's.

Are you angling for the "Gary Glitter of Karnak" title this year?

Funny you should mention him, up until a couple of years back his music was very popular in the Pattaya bars, then it was made more public about his goings on, so his music got banned from public playing. On a more serious note, I've been practicing these moves for several weeks in front of my big mirror in the garden as I believe in the integration into the local population whilst on holiday. I have omitted the end foot dragging move as it was mentioned that I tended to look like Quasimodo.

Can you do the foot dragging bit in ship ships and socks?

If you get bored strutting your stuff on the Thai dance floors you could always try a bit of cave exploration

First of all, socks are banned from my feet, and yes, the maneuver is quite easy if you apply a bit of extra pressure via the big toe to the floor, slightly bending said shipship. No naughty cave exploits, but I will be indulging in a bit of pot holing on the pool tables.

A Dr writes:....
Remember alot or most of those 'tasty birds are 'ladyboys...beware!
First check the adams-apple, then the overplay of their hands,
If that doesn't work thrust your hand down their hot-pants before parting with any $$$...
Ps: NB: Dettol & scrubbing brushes 'any local store...

I too saw the ages of the girls, they do look young and wondered what "D" had changed into No "D" this sort of thing is only good for insomniacs. We went to Beach Boys Tribute band last Saturday, they were brilliant if you like that sort of music, and so good it was hard to tell them from the real thing. All the tribute bands come from the UK The Amphitheater was packed at least 1000 people and everyone was up dancing. The next two concerts are Dire Straights and Madness...

Major Thom wrote:. The next two concerts are Dire Straights and Madness...

I thought you were trying to put your Luxor experiences behind you ?

Major Thom wrote:I too saw the ages of the girls, they do look young and wondered what "D" had changed into No "D" this sort of thing is only good for insomniacs. We went to Beach Boys Tribute band last Saturday, they were brilliant if you like that sort of music, and so good it was hard to tell them from the real thing. All the tribute bands come from the UK The Amphitheater was packed at least 1000 people and everyone was up dancing. The next two concerts are Dire Straights and Madness...

One thing that you will never do is accurately guess the age of Asian women, these four are all over thirty. The one on the far left is the wife of a UK guy that I correspond with, he sent it to me, so thought it funny enough to post. And non are ladyboys.