My mate 'big-nose the Rock Star...
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:30 pm
Sim my b*st*rd daughter who is 'largeing it in Cuba, finally got one of her ex's, my mate Nick, (B-Nose, rock star & sculptor ) to look after Blutus [sic] the Cat.

My nutter!
He (rock star) fell down the escalator at The Angel and did his ankle in, plus he (the rock star) already has a broken elbow.
Whilst on his his way to feed the cat Blutus locked into a 5th floor flat.......'57 stairs!
So he's now locked into my 5 th floor (no lift) highly trendy EC1 loft! looking after the 'lunatics' cat.
He's found Bruce's walking stick and has made it to The Old China Hand pub, only 2 minutes normal walking.

A couple of tourists'
He's found the 1st Aid kit and frozen peas, I said "use a pair of her old tights.
He's a bit of a 'whimp when it comes to 'self-harm....So life rolls on, plus he has a gig somewhere this coming Thursday "in shaala!....
My nutter!
He (rock star) fell down the escalator at The Angel and did his ankle in, plus he (the rock star) already has a broken elbow.
Whilst on his his way to feed the cat Blutus locked into a 5th floor flat.......'57 stairs!
So he's now locked into my 5 th floor (no lift) highly trendy EC1 loft! looking after the 'lunatics' cat.
He's found Bruce's walking stick and has made it to The Old China Hand pub, only 2 minutes normal walking.
A couple of tourists'
He's found the 1st Aid kit and frozen peas, I said "use a pair of her old tights.
He's a bit of a 'whimp when it comes to 'self-harm....So life rolls on, plus he has a gig somewhere this coming Thursday "in shaala!....
