Luxor4u

Spotted on internet .....for grammar nazis only.

Job offer from a petroleum company, I have no idea if the page which posted it is serious:
(automatic translation)
staff needed
**************
Required :-
Employees of both gender are higher and medium or without qualification to work at the world petroleum company in the red sea in Egypt with salaries starting from 4500 pounds to 12000 Pounds (salary is determined by job and experience)
- apply to work is free
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-: required jobs:

Engineers of all specialties - Accountants - drivers - security personnel - scar - data entrances - management staff - yolo - customer service staff - chemical - welding technician - workers - cole center - electrical - agricultural workers - All Specialties Accountants - data entrances - management staff - legal affairs - marketers - administrative - sugar be - chemical - chemistry - account staff - oil technician
Mine technician - security guards - construction staff - transport workers - marketing delegates - technicians - artisans - excavator technician drilling wells - security guards - distribution workers - first class drivers - driver of a mine or quarry - building furniture makers - Carpenters - Crude Oil Purifier of sand and water - cooks - electrical mechanic - plumbing - cooling and air conditioning - light vehicle maintenance technician - roof and tiled mimar fabric machine manufacturer - wall and floor-Floor-for - Automatic Metal saw operator - mining - general general - buffet worker - his workers "
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-: ** features of work **
1-comprehensive insurance
2-days off
3-accommodation and residence in case of alienation
WORKING HOURS ONLY 7 hours
6-no experience required
7 Courses + transport provision

What no English teacher vacancies? I'm not applying!!

Well it is April Fools Day.

carrie wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:57 pm Well it is April Fools Day.

Which probably explains this :-



I don’t know about non-Arabic speaking fans. It’s hard enough to understand in English.

He’s still insisting his team continue working in the Valley of the Kings. The man has no shame.

I was very impressed and recieved much comfort from the man in the hats revelations. To firmly knock this viruses a**e over t*t all we need to do is pray to the long lost, none existent Egyptian gods. We are cured. His level of understanding and attitude of throwing caution to the wind concerning this virus is truly awe inspiring, all those men working away in the valley, digging their own graves because this guy refuses to stop the excavations should be hailed as a truly modern day example of an exercise of self gratification irrespective of the possible collateral damage. If I ever met this guy, I would really like to know what life was like, was it confusing for him, living with 365 April the first's.